Keyshawn Johnson - one of a kind…of an interior designerShare
“Hi, Warren, yeah, no, I can source that bedspread…it’ll look fantastic. Don’t even think of punting the ball on this one; the pink threading brings out that deranged glint in your eye and will go great with the woven, beige wallpaper I ordered from Pottery Barn.”
Finally, there is a retired NFL player that has gone into something other than finance, used cars, new cars, or ESPNing. Keyshawn Johnson is…an interior designer. At least he’ll have a whole bunch of football metaphors at hand to convince his clients to go with his zany designs.
Personally, I’ve been going through Keyshawn withdrawal ever since he passed the prima-donna baton to Terrell Owens, so I am relieved I can now consult with and hire him to design tasteful, understated, spaces. Because, you know, Keyshawn is known for that.
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