Keyshawn Johnson - one of a kind…of an interior designer
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“Hi, Warren, yeah, no, I can source that bedspread…it’ll look fantastic. Don’t even think of punting the ball on this one; the pink threading brings out that deranged glint in your eye and will go great with the woven, beige wallpaper I ordered from Pottery Barn.”
Finally, there is a retired NFL player that has gone into something other than finance, used cars, new cars, or ESPNing. Keyshawn Johnson is…an interior designer. At least he’ll have a whole bunch of football metaphors at hand to convince his clients to go with his zany designs.
Personally, I’ve been going through Keyshawn withdrawal ever since he passed the prima-donna baton to Terrell Owens, so I am relieved I can now consult with and hire him to design tasteful, understated, spaces. Because, you know, Keyshawn is known for that.
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[...] I posted about former pro-football player Keyshawn Johnson’s new interior design gig, I assumed he was a pioneer out to prove that good fashion sense in post-game attire is indicative [...]
GREEDY, can’t you just be great at one thing. Cindy Crawford, Keyshawn… who next? Obama.
I think it will be a while until Obama can clear his schedule for a show. At least he wouldn’t need much practice being in front of a camera and dealing with hard-to-please clients!